Results of Last Week's Poll

How did your Trojan horse come in? Here are the results.

Hector's the winner by more than a nose.

0% - Zeus. I like stirring things up, then watching everyone fight.

20% - Helen of Troy. Trouble follows me like a puppy.

60% - Hector. I'm just cleaning up other people's messes.

0% - Patroclus. I'm too young & dumb for the job I've taken on.

20% - Achilles. I'm dead sexy, but gosh I love my mommy!

I suspect there are more Patrocluses and Zeuses out there than admit it. And kudos to the brave souls who own up to being (this!) Achilles.

For more classical gas, check out this article on Anne Carson, Geryon and Herakles.